Hmmm, I've been here a whole week now. The Golden Globes were last night, the weather has been awesome while I know, God is shacking his freezing dandruff all over the country back home but yet none of thing things I'd expect to happen here in Lala land have occurred. I haven't seen a single celebrity, I haven't been randomly selected for movie stardom in a grocery line. I haven't even been caught on tape getting beaten up by the po-leeece (aka Feds, po-po and 5-oh).
There was however, an incredibly tedious 'high speed' car chase on the news the other night. The newscasters could barely contain their delight as the story unfolded. They were practically willing the guy to go on the freeway so things could get 'interesting'. What actually happened was the guy ended up going round and round the same block while the newscasters tried to make each turn sound like a new development. 'Well he almost went on the 405 there but he's heading north on La Cienega... Again... Which is of course, very close to the 405... Should he choose to take it again... If you're just joining us, there's a high speed chase on near the 405, I believe on La Cienega'
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